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cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

17 minutes ago • 234,805 notes

trustoneself:

cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

Who wears jeans to the beach? Useless

(Source: highonawindyhill)

18 minutes ago • 954,423 notes

deanacas:

van-buren-supernova:

ragnaroked:

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I just spent like $30 on books and video games and got like 4 different things this is the best deal ever

(Source: fionagallagherrr)

18 minutes ago • 184,505 notes
sitsinchairs:

PLEASE LET 19 BE THE QUESTION NUMBER AND NOT THE ANSWER.
naito-nii:

the-emperor-protects:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

Its like it just spat out its soul O_O……

^ The most metal thing I read today. Very befitting coming from a 40K blog :P
cosplayfanatics:

Krati by MissSinisterCosplay

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

22 minutes ago • 139,708 notes

terrakion:

i love being naked but i hate how i look naked

22 minutes ago • 222,466 notes

princessblogonoke:

Anxiety & Helping Someone Cope. 
I didn’t want to make it overwhelming or too long remember, so I kept it to the main points that benefit me greatly when I’m experiencing an attack.
40 million of Americans alone suffer with anxiety; it’s a horrid feeling when you know someone just wants to help you but you cannot even construct a simple sentence at the time, so please share this in hope that it benefits even just 1 person. Muchos love. 

21 hours ago • 81,167 notes

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  • me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
  • me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
21 hours ago • 671,050 notes